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13 Hilarious Tweets That Describe How God Created Various Animals

Biology and evolution are pretty crazy, and these tweets point out just how absurd some specimens of the animal kingdom really are. Like, for real, who the hell decided to give spiders butt ropes? Were they not already terrifying enough as is? On the bright side, thank God they can't fly though, amirite?

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14 Hilariously Witty Tweets About God Creating Various Animals

Just in time for the lord's day, we've got some clever tweets poking fun at how God created different animals. Now let's get our asses to church and get that hallelujah on.

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