brb, going to order a pair of sandals for my pet goose

Plus, the rundown on the Tinder date Tabi thief.

What is it with mother-in-laws who insist on wearing white to their kid's wedding? Is it rooted in some twisted Oedipal sense of rivalry with the bride, or is it just that some people need to be the center of attention at all times? On the flip side, there seems to be an epidemic of dudes who show up to their own wedding looking like they're about to do a kickflip at the local skate park. But the occasional outfit faux pas is a minor infraction compared to some of the heinous choices people mak…

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Pure chaos.

She got bored

Oof...

Everybody knows that cake is one of the things that makes a birthday a birthday. If life insurance ads are anything to go by, there’s nothing like those cherished childhood memories of family members singing to you as you blow out the candles. Should anything get in the way of that, it is of course an unmitigated disaster — so when @KahbeloMohlah02 ’s son’s tiered birthday cake started to slip, he was lucky to have a helper to keep it from disintegrating completely. Thank you Spiderman for savi…

Where’s the Italy club remix?

What is happening?

Hurricane Elsa is putting NYC's infrastructure to the test

It can always get worse

Can this be over already PLEASE.

We're over it.

Make it stop.