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Cringey Dude Slides Into Married Woman's DMs In Textbook Neckbeard Fashion

It's always wonderful when you find a neckbeard in the wild. It definitely makes you fear for humanity a little bit, but it also serves as an endless source of cringey entertainment. This story is so textbook cringe that you probably won't believe it. Seriously, what is wrong with people?

messaging married woman cringe | *nervously approaches with my hands clasped together, eyes shyly cast downward* H-hello, my beautiful Queen *timidly raises my gaze soft smile playing across my lips* M- may kindly -ask are on this day? takes soft gasp air as drink glowing beauty, nervously awaiting reply*
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