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Thirty-One Short & Sweet Twitter Gems

Whether you're lacking in the attention span department or you just hate to read long, drawn out paragraphs, Twitter is probably one of your favorite platforms. The 280 character limit makes for a good exercise in brevity - which works out well for us, as our brains can't handle much more while we're procrastinating. We've put together this gallery of entertaining tweets, but in the event you need more, check out our other tweet galleries here and here.

funny random tweets | tweet by dickpic van dyke @youngcogan had surgery assumed they were giving aesthetic they'd count down ten like see on telly but instead czech nurse just looked down at and said "goodbye" and gone laugh every time think about | Jaz 7¬D-24 @jungkookwyd_ SHORT PPL Google can go heaven with tattoos People with tattoos will not go heaven. People who drink alcohol will not go heaven. People who eat too much pork will also not go heaven. Short people will not go to heaven
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Tasty Memes To Fulfill Your Time-Wasting Dreams

As this hellish holiday season Friday comes to a close, we must remember to give thanks to the time-wasting methods that have kept us sane. From endlessly switching television channels as your eyes glaze over, to blasting the volume on your headphones to drown out political conversations, it's important to have an outlet for the insanity of the season. It's probably unsurprising to most of you that our preferred decompression method would be memes, but we've gathered these entertaining tidbits for you as a reminder, and as tools for next week's hectic kind of hell. May the memes be with you.

funny random memes, funny tweets, relatable memes, relatable tweets | spongebob meme Professor: Attendence isn't requ- Half class: IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT. Bomboclaat Dad Remind Message Decline Accept toju_lad Conversation will be 42 seconds max
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Fifty Amusing Shitposts For The Laughter-Deprived

Whether you're trying to combat the general malaise of every day life, or are going through something and need a chuckle, these memes and tweetsare sure to bolster your spirits and improve your mood. Nothing quite like a little dumb humor to remind you that life might not be so bad after all. 

Funny random memes and tweets, joker memes, joaquin phoenix, dank memes, silly tweets, danny devito
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18 Amusing & Relatable Tweets For Anyone Who Needs A Light Chuckle

Ever find yourself on Twitter trying to sift through annoying political posts when you just want to laugh? The search can be daunting. Instagram account @bipolarexpess420 is here to help by cutting through the bullshit and serving up the witty commentary and relatable tweets that you really want. Here are some of the latest and greatest gems to be featured on the page. Give 'em a follow if you like what you see!

Funny and relatable tweets about money and about being poor, girls at sephora, makeup, flirting, babies and lots of other fun topics that noone asked them to "GO THERE"
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23 Assorted Tweets To Help Keep Your Sad Lives Busy

These tweets may not be of the highest quality but they'll definitely help keep you entertained until you find another dumb article to click on. If you're not sure where to find content that can help your brain rot, try some of our other tweet dumps here. We do it all for you. 

Funny tweets.
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