Whether in the bathroom or in life in general, courtesy is always king (-high, or Ace high in the most ideal of circumstances). - Matty Malaprop

Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop

Source: 6 Dollar Shirts

And here in one picture we have basically everything I hate about the Internet. I'll let you guys extrapolate from that statement as you wish. - Matty Malaprop

I'm not sure what that would give you, but I imagine it would hurt your gluteus to the maximus. - Matty Malaprop

Moar Facebook foibles over here!

His stage name? Why, it's Dunder Mifflin, of course! - Matty Malaprop

Say what you will about my ever-expanding collection of lava lamps! I still maintain that they're an evergreen decor item! - Matty Malaprop