There's room enough inside her trunk for all the backpacks in the world. That sounds way worse written out than it did in my head. - Matty Malaprop

GEEZ SUBMITTER COME ON NOW GET IT RIGHT. - Matty Malaprop

More Rage Comics over here!

You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop

When it comes to Japanese theater, having a perfect costume is Kabuki. - Matty Malaprop

I think the worst part of it is, unless you come completely undone, the yo-feels always just come back to you, no matter what you do. - Matty Malaprop

Trolling (?) is a art.

But seriously, what the hell pun were you trying to make with the word giraffe, OP? - Matty Malaprop

No? Sorry...

Gives a whole new meaning to the idea of a gay housewife, amirite? - Matty Malaprop