Strong, mighty, relentless, majestic, glistening and blue.
... oh, you were talking about the falls? I was talking about my ding-dong. Sorry. - Matty Malaprop
Just don't go chasing that waterfall, you might end up in a rut. There is something truly majestic and awesomely powerful about these marvels of nature. So what could be better than finding humor in the wonders of nature? Nothing, that's what.