pill

Puns

sleeping pill literalism pill double meaning sleeping - 6878103808

Via Brainless Tales

-
Vote
-

I wish I could sleep this soundly... maybe it would help if I tried playing Ambient music before bed? - Matty Malaprop

Puns

birth control double meaning literalism on pill standing statistic - 4773122560

By Unknown

-
Vote
-

99.9 percent effective at stopping unexpected pregnancy. 100 percent effective at causing unexpected fall fails. - Matty Malaprop

Upvoted

Twitter Story About A Married Couple And A Creepy House Is Straight Out Of A Horror Movie

Millennial Explains Difference Between Free And Affordable Education To Entitled Baby Boomer

22 Memes That Perfectly Sum Up The Essence Of Cattitude

Guy Makes Insultingly Low Offer for Lawnmower So Dude Sends Him to Sears

Fat Cat Art Is Our Favorite Way to Enjoy Famous Paintings

Hot Today

33 Times Tom Holland Stole Our Hearts With His Boyish Charm

Facebook Seller Encounters Entitled Cheapskate, Trolls Her To Oblivion

15 Moments Of Pure Unadulterated Facepalm

Quality Memes That Won't Leave You Bored (25 Images)

29 Funny Memes & Pics To Help You Wile Away The Hours

1