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My friends told me this fair had to be seen to be believed, but I can't see anything at all! - Matty Malaprop
fair
All is fair in love in war. And basically everything else. If only life was really that balanced. What's fair to one person is definitely not the same for the next, so make sure to toe the line. If you laugh at anything and all things fair, for sarcastic or otherwise, this is for you.
Ferris wheel? More like unfairest wheel, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
