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Trufax: Sign "i"s cost $12.50 a piece. Sign periods cost a dollar just! - Matty Malaprop

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Here's a fun game: All of you awesome users should make visual versions of these puns and send them to me! And then we can display them on THIS VERY SITE in all of their punny glory! Any takers? - Matty Malaprop

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Construction is truly a PUNishing profession. - Matty Malaprop

balance balanced balancing diet double meaning literalism - 5936342016
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So it's kind of like conveyor belt sushi but with a less appealing schtick? I guess I'm okay with that...

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If I were you, I'd totally roast this guy for the 'tude he's giving you right now, bro. - Matty Malaprop

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Admit it: You totally thought of the "Pigeon Man" episode of Hey Arnold! after reading this, didn't you? - Matty Malaprop