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A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

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GPOY me in da club. All the ladies be wanting my nuts, but I'm a really really tough cache. - Matty Malaprop

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Larry David does sort of live on through the parasitic absorption of other people, now that I think about it. #NoHeDoesn't #IJustNeededAPunchline #I'mSoSorry #ButNotReally - Matty Malaprop