For the last name time, Burgundy, don't read just anything that comes up on the teleprompter!
Just call me "Indestructible-hair-as-long-as-you-attack-me-with-acid-and-nothing-else Man!" On second thought, don't.
"Downton Abbey" fans always dreamed of being invited to one of those refined eight-course meals at the Crawley house. But why don't you throw your own?