THAT DIDN'T WORK let's stick it back in. This time, in your mouth.

ALL I DID TODAY was convert one gallon of coffee into one gallon of p*ss

IN SOVIET RUSSIA...

DEDICATION I work hard at avoiding work

UNCOMFORTABLE is the only way I can describe this workplace environment.

TAKE YOUR KIDS TO WORK DAY no longer allowed at the NYPD

BACK IN MY DAY we played oregon trail