BUT THEN SCISSORS WILL ALWAYS WIN not that this is a bad thing. just sayin'

WIN

NOW THAT is a complete and utter win

THIS is all manner of win, Sir

FAIL? SERIOUSLY? miller, budweiser, coors, bush, o'douls and milwaukee's best. I only see flavored water too.

TROLLING WIN would any repeat it if it wasn't sent from an iPhone?

AISLE WIN I see no fail