HER HUSBAND I'm so glad that I'm not him.

IN HINDSIGHT I guess the warning signs were always there

MARRIAGE "honey! can i talk to you?"

DOMESTICITY one minute you're thinking about soup to make tonight and the next thing you know you're burying bodies in the basement

PLEASE, HONEY! I can explain

CYANIDE completely tasteless in coffee

..... I hope that's champagne she's spraying