THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN

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THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN we're not flying over Woody Strait, heading south towards the Virgin Islands

WASN'T SHE ALSO A VIRGIN

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WASN'T SHE ALSO A VIRGIN
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WASN'T SHE ALSO A VIRGIN at her last two weddings?

JAPAN

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JAPAN giving the false hope that a girl would actually ask you this

YOU FOUND...

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YOU FOUND...
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YOU FOUND... people who have no clue what sex is or how to do it right