BRUCE CAMPBELL there's a 100% chance your mother has slept with him.

A MEDAL? someone make that woman a sandwich!

Z U M B A maybe better to yoga

NAILED IT!

STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT yes, I just went there

VELOCIRAPTORS we don't KNOW they're extinct; we only know that there hasn't been a credible sighting in a hundred million years

VERY DEMOTIVATIONAL this is it