POPE DRACULA Have Faith in HIm

BUFF Please come back. We have a Vampire we need you to kill... His name is Edward Cullen.

GAY VAMPIRE PORN Yup, it's still less gay than Twilight.

WHY ARE THEY looking at each other's pants?

DRACULA He just saw Twilight

Simple logic Always leads to the truth

MEGA EPIC FAIL Because you knowing this means you actually read the book