THIS IS A VAMPIRE
this is not
IT'S JOHN C. REILLY'S
you don't want to look
THE VAMPIRE'S ASS
whether I look depends on the vampire
WTF DO YOU MEAN DOES MY SKIN SPARKLE?
do I look like Mariah Carey B*tch?
you're doing it wrong.
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