AMERICA if this is wrong, i don't wanna be right

INVASION Who ever tries to invade the USA will need obesity penetrating rounds.

AMERICANS Worst geographers ever

I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN.

BILL OF RIGHTS Too long. Didn't read*

*But will use half-assed understanding to demand "freedom" for stupid behavior.

SPELLING GOVERNOR CORRECTLY is also best done sober