AND THAT'S WHY WE HAVE 10 SONS

PRISON this guy's been there too many times

I HOPE YOUR INSURANCE covers for Chuck Norris

WARNING: side effects may include paralysis, psychosis, amnesia, insomnia, extreme back pain, frequent, urinary tract infection, nausea, vomiting, nasal congestion, mouth dryness, acute, sensitivity to sound and light, weakness, exhaustion, feelings of extreme thirst and hunger, glandular issues, organ failure, extreme sexual appetite, or lack of sexual desire, impotence and feelings of limited self worth. Some users have experienced brain damage, irreversible coma, suicidal feelings,homicidal blackout,s extreme paranoia, rapid aging, time dysplasia, cardiopathy, cardiomyopathy, cerebral ischemia, intracranial hemorrhage, mania, or seizure disorders & sudden death.

TACO BELL keeping families together

DEPRESSION I got up early, had a cup of coffee, failed to find a way to improve my life, so I took my drugs and then went back to bed.

WHAT THE? life, it just happens