expect none from family
I LEFT THE UKRAINE
IF AT ANY POINT YOU SEE ME WEARING THIS--
consider yourselves "on your own."
GOOD NEWS/ BAD NEWS
"the good news," said my doctor, "is that you have a street named after you."
OCTOBER 31: OKAY
any other day: not ok
somebody's getting fired
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Damn It, Google!
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