MAKING LOVE TO INANIMATE OBJECTS
good fun if you're on ecstasy.
there a b*tch to drive
was a beetle until they had to change it, because Volkswagon didn't want to be war, so they didn't have the rights to use the beetle. Because Germany made an oops in the 40s
OPTIMUS PRIME'S BALLS
why are they aiming for them?
I TRIED DYING ONCE
it was awful
the weirdest boner
can't wait to get her inside him.
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