IF

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IF you're a heterosexual girl with a noble cause

STILL

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STILL a better love story than twilight

NOW A LOVE STORY

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NOW A LOVE STORY still a better love story than twilight

GUARANTEED

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GUARANTEED he has a story from his childhood about cotton candy that he's going to tell us.

YOU DO NOT KNOW THEM

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YOU DO NOT KNOW THEM but if you do BUY the DLC you will know.

THERE IS ONE WORSE,

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THERE IS ONE WORSE, justin bieber's life story

WELL JOHNNY,

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WELL JOHNNY, it all started at a dockside bar when I saw your mom...