BECAUSE

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drugs,Genetics,grandma,idiots,kids,meds,poop,stealing
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BECAUSE everyone knows what a high you get from all those laxatives and denture creams...

BORROWING

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bears,boat,Pure Awesome,stealing
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BORROWING because it's only stealing if you get caught.

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