IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY
it's how you say it
I couldn't hear you over the sound of how stoned I am
I TRIED THAT
but most of the time my wife says no.
too drunk to remember
for the whole poop throwing incident
I can't hear you over the sound of my fans and flamethrowers
we aren't hiring
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