I'M SORRY but this just doesn't float my boat

I'M SORRY for the whole poop throwing incident

YOU MEAN FIRING? I hope the cake makes up for it.

O SHUR the apology makes it all better

SORRY for those time when you smash someone's face into the pavement.

BUT REALLY isn't it the thought that counts

CASINGS they stay inside the revolver, and nothing would be said at all