the only man, man enough to reload a double-barreled shotgun with a chainsaw.
when you break up, be nice about it.
she miraculously survived
are about to go through someone's mind.
1d6 investigators, 3d8 panzer tanks & a tactical nuke per round. Oh, and he has a shotgun.
When you think it's time they meet their maker,
TERRIFIED KID WITH A SHOTGUN
YEP, BILL MURRAY IS SCREWED.
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