WELL DAMN now how am I going to tie my shoe?

IF YOU ONLY KNEW the disgusting and filthy things I had to do to get him to buy me these shoes!

WHAT would you prefer that I go eat your shoes?

WTF? all I had to do was click my heels three F*CKING TIMES to get home?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

IN MINECRAFT I don't see any problem

SEEMS LEGIT