MISTAKES some are too much fun to only make once.

IT NEVER STAYS IN VEGAS It ends up on your wife's blood test 4 months later, is listed in your divorce papers, and then you end up forever alone. Spending 12 hours a day making stupid demotivational posters

THANK YOU THING

THAILAND don't believe the rumors

MAIL ON MAIL damn that's hot.

OVERSTEER she can help you with that

NO WORRIES, BOYS just keep swimming