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SEX WITH MERMAIDS Once you get past second base, you realize, "Wait, how the hell do I...?"

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By thegraphite (Picture by: The Graphite)
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IT NEVER STAYS IN VEGAS It ends up on your wife's blood test 4 months later, is listed in your divorce papers, and then you end up forever alone. Spending 12 hours a day making stupid demotivational posters

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