CLEAVER

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cleaver,gross,impossible,misspelling,puns,sad but true
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CLEAVER She just hacks her wrinkles off with a meat cleaver.

LAZY MONKEYS

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balls,idiots,lazy,monkeys,sad but true,soccer
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LAZY MONKEYS All they do is sit around and play with their balls.

CONDOLENCES

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Death,facebook,impossible,relationships,sad but true
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Condolences They are in order

THIS

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head,idiots,politics,sad but true,thinking
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THIS is where I do my best thinking

U.S. RECESSION

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furniture,in this economy,just-kidding-relax,moving,obama,sad but true
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U.S. RECESSION

I'M A POLITICIAN

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idiots,politics,sad but true,thats life,wtf
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I'M A POLITICIAN I can cover my own ass

THE FACE

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gross,hilarious,sad but true,weight
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THE FACE Of Anal Prolapse