RELIGION Treat it like your penis. Dont show it off in public and don't shove it down your children's throat.

ADVERTISING Breaking rules 1 and 2 of Fight Club

IN CASE OF FIRE Use nearest exit.

KEEP ARMS & LEGS INSIDE THE WAGON... ...and hold on tight to your nuts.

CHASTITY Not only for women

DO NOT RIDE TRICERATOPS all other dinosaurs fair game.

FOLLOWING THE LAW ...Sometimes, that involves some creativity.