BOOKS get your ass to the library, dumbass, unless you want to be outsmarted by a cat

MAKES YOU THINK what was this person reading

WAIT and your pear is only $0.45 LB? lets pull over.

STOP READING Quagmire's Diary

OBAMA why am I reading this crap?

IT'S A TEST to see if they can actually read it.

READING only one of them knows how