THANKS but I can read the f*cking sign for myself

ENGLISH since, you know, you already learned to read it, so you might as well learn to speak it too.

REDNECKS can now read

OR JUST DON'T WANT TO run the tests again, damn it!

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN your shoes fuse into your feet

I STARTED TO READ SOMETHING pop-up ad blocks my view