CALL OF DOODIE where's the TP?

BACON WRAPPED PRUNES now that's the sh*ts!

RUNNING FOR THE BATHROOM try not to be 26 miles from one

DETERMINATION sometimes you have to go through the crap to make it to your goals

YOU SIR will have at least four more enemies in hell

STEP ONE admitting you have a problem

THANKS ACTIVIA -Daniel Tosh