when you are warned to slow down by a doctor instead of a policeman
DON'T RUN FROM THE POLICE
you'll only end up going to jail tired
just tell us where you hid the copy of "War and Peace" and this will be all over.
does mommy grow her special garden?
THE FASHION POLICE
to protect and serve
I prefer to think of it as, "helping someone express themselves creatively through modern electric interpretive dance."
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