somedays you're the statue, and other days you're the pigeon.
WHY, STEVE, WHY!
...ARE YOU SO DELICIOUS
ARGUING WITH RETARDS
it's like playing chess with a pigeon; no matter how good you are at chess the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious. -Anon
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