SCUMBAG STEVE probably took the picture

DEAR DIARY jackpot

DOESN'T MATTER had sex

RULE 17 where you wake up is directly related to how awesome the party was

DEAR DIARY jackpot...

OVERDOSE like a boss

AWKWARD MOMENT #49 you try to make your ex jealous by bringing your new girlfriend to the game, but she gets drunk, passes out, and pisses her pants in front of her instead.