that bat almost hit that poor old woman
it seems you have a terminal case of stupid, unfortunately there is no cure.
feels like the dentist is playing minecraft in your mouth
A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO MOSS
but it does gather plenty of blood
don't run with them
THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL YOU
usually really, really hurts
always b*tching about fake injuries
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