WELL, THAT'S A deadmau5

5 POUND WRINKLE TRICK pay 5 pounds to a beautiful young woman to let you take a picture of her face and claim it's yours

CLINT EASTWOOD still blowing your mind at 81

ROLE PLAYING NIGHT it never gets old

EVER HEAR THE SAYING 'CAN'T BEAT A DEAD HORSE?' well you can't ride them either

ADULTHOOD We don't stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing.

IN THAT CASE she's definitely too young