NECROPHILIA it strikes when you least expect it

FACEBOOK you're doing it wrong

MY BEST GUESS is that he's VERY wealthy

QUIET DUDE! I got this!

THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON if you watch it backwards, it's the story of a regular guy in a world of people who age backwards

LIFE IS SAD because demotivational posters aren't even demotivating

MY GRANDDAUGHTER Honestly, she is, why don't you believe me?