HI, I'M A DOUCHEBAG
I used to get ignored by girls, when I was a nice guy. Now I can get all the chicks that I want without caring about their feelings. Life is great.
it's easy to be well behaved when you're 35 million people spread across a gigantic land mass with enough natural resources to last 10,000 years
it was friendly and we made a reasonable settlement
SHE SEEMS NICE
so I took the high road on this one.
I hear it's nice
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