WELL HELLO Mr. Thornberry

BUT I'M SHAVING IT for later

AR 670-1 handlebar mustaches, goatees and beards are not authorized

THE GREAT Pr0NSTACHE That's a curious name for a magician but who am I to judge?

SHE'S THE MAN!

DRINK MILK WITH BREAKFAST like a sir

SHAVE IT, GUYS this has gone far enough