ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO... wait a minute where am I?

YOU JUST SIMPLY CAN'T WALK INTO MORDOR but maybe, if riding a horse...

LES STROUD He simply walks into Mordor. Twice.

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I WILL DO IT I will take the ring into Mordor

THIS DOG Just walks into Mordor

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE FIRST MOVIE? he dies..