MONEY If you noticed it, I've got bad news for you

CAREER is what people think they want, paychecks is hat they actually want.

AND A DICTIONARY

MONEY may not buy you happiness, but it can get you a long term lease

BRIBERY Is such a dirty word, don't you think? Let's just call it a gift from you to me

SCIENTOLOGY where money naturally grows on trees

PAYING WITH YOURSELF careful, you'll go blind