Because you weren't lonely enough in your bedroom
YOU DON'T KNOW JACK:
... an' you would kill him if you did!
Because you don't want your friends to see you in one.
they make the best environmentalists
I'll learn 'em to stay off'a my lawn!
INTERGALACTIC BIRTH CONTROL
Get probed responsibly
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