VOMIT ON YOUR ASSAILANT

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VOMIT ON YOUR ASSAILANT It's your best chance to escape

SPOOGE

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SPOOGE It's What's for Dinner!

DIRECTIONS

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DIRECTIONS In retrospect asking a hooker for directions was a little risky

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK:

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YOU DON'T KNOW JACK: ... an' you would kill him if you did!

BANANA REPUBLIC

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BANANA REPUBLIC There's the banana.

THE COLOR YELLOW

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THE COLOR YELLOW Wiffle Ball owns it

DEBIT

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DEBIT NOT DA SAME AS CASH