strong smart and independent until things get a bit difficult
you carry them until they can walk on their own
only to have them piss all over you
MOTHER IN LAW
if she was on fire and I had water, I'd drink it
EVEN THE AIRLINES
can be trolls
RESPECT FOR THE DEAD.
you're doing it wrong, scumbags
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