YOU'LL NEVER BE AS RAD as these guys

MY INSURANCE AGENT AND I will be riding yoshi as he eats zombies and craps out coins

OR you were the lonely child playing two player mode for companionship

FAILBLOG apparently is too ignorant to know that Tanukis are only show as not having huge testicles in mario games

DAT ASS

YOU SACRIFICED HIM FOR A DOUBLE JUMP you backstabbing plumber

THE NEXT MARIO GAME is going to be so cool