HEY AMERICA,

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HEY AMERICA, just a heads up

DON'T WORRY

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DON'T WORRY there will be another 300 by next year

TP ARSENAL

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TP ARSENAL for when the sh*t hits the fan

GIANT BAG OF LUCKY CHARMS

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GIANT BAG OF LUCKY CHARMS your argument is invalid

EAT UP YOUR SPINNACH!

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EAT UP YOUR SPINACH! all of it

MOBSPAWNERS

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MOBSPAWNERS enough with the f*ing sheep already

PULLING OUT

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PULLING OUT it doesn't always work, but condoms just don't feel "natural."